The Eagle Theatre—Bollywood in Jackson Heights

By Wade Nacinovich

They come in smallish American cars, taxis and car service vehicles filled with their extended families of Indian, Pakistani and Bengali cinephiles (not to mention a few loyal members of the West Indian diaspora), who unload in front of the Eagle Theater in Jackson Heights, Queens just before showtime to see the latest Bollywood hit coming out of Bombay. The Eagle Theater is the obvious destination of their outing as they no sooner have left the back seat of the car, untangling themselves from their grandmother or siblings, than they cross the street to get a better look at the marquis and posters hanging in the entrance. Not only is this day's feature, Hamara Dil Aapke Paas Hai (Where the Heart Is) the object of their excitement, but coming soon to the Eagle Theatre is, Karobaar (The Business of Love) and Beti No. 1 (Beti No. 1).

The posters in the lobby are small and surprisingly discreet being that they advertise features renown for over-the-top melodrama. A few steps in from the chaotic street life of Jackson Heights, the environment changes and the theater has the smalltown feel of movie houses in towns surrounded by lots and lots of open spaces, except for everyone's ethnicity and the tubs of samosas that sit warming next to nachos at the concession stand. Over the entranceway there is a very small LCD screen announcing, "Welcome to the Eagle Theater." It's the kind of place that charges eight dollars for a ticket (which simply says, "Keep This Coupon") but will discount the price so that the total enables the ticket guy to give back a large bill to the purchaser when he doesn't have enough small bills for change.

The inside of the theater is split into a front section and a section behind it that rises from floor level and functions as a quasi-balcony. It is here where mostly everyone sits, unless you arrive late and find it hard to seat your large family, whereupon you are exiled to the front of the theater. Before the film starts, the action is already starting on a video projection machine that shows an array of elaborately choreographed videos of Indian popular music. The love scenes from these videos, as well as other Bollywood films I have seen, are similar to soft pornography except that in soft porn the erotic currency is exposed flesh and in the former it's melodrama. Both videos and films show how prurient melodrama really can be.

After the videos, advertisements for local businesses are played. An advertisement for a computer training institute follows the ad for Resham Silk, a sari store. Resham Silk offers the finest silks and saris and Access Computer Training, ten percent Early Bird Discounts and H-1 visas. Another trailer announces the opening of a concert film that shows a complete concert of famed Sufi Qawwali, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. For further information, one can go to what has to be one of the longest website addresses on record: www.rahatnusratfatehalikhan.com. Directly after this ad, in colors that make even the palette of Hindu religious iconography look bland, the ultimate South Asian web site appears on screen: www.chaitime.com. The ad promises that there, web surfers will "meet the girl of your parents' dreams."

After about a half-hour of this, I doubted that I would have the necessary endurance to survive melodrama's staple medium, the plentiful, spontaneous, and heart-felt explanatory song and dance numbers of love or woe. On the day I attended, "Where the Heart Is" was playing, a Boney Kapoor production directed by Satish Kaushik. Like the films of Robert Bresson, seeing the films of Boney Kapoor and Satish Kaushik on the big screen is a must. But even knowing this, I only survived until the intermission (the lights came up and just when I thought I had endured to the end, I saw the word, "Intermission" flashed up on the screen).

Even though I didn't see the film through to its end, I did learn a number of things about Indian culture according to the Bollywood standard. If you are a man and want to vent your anger, thereby displaying your machismo, you simply confront your enemy and slap him several times across the face. If you really are pissed, you go to his wedding, slap him the obligatory few times, (to get things underway properly), push him to the ground and kick him.

Also, there is an amusement park in India that looks vaguely like Disneyland in the nineteen-seventies and also which functions as a strange enclave of American culture. In one song and dance sequence alone, I saw ads for Wrigleys Chewing gum on a choo-choo train ride, Fuji Film on a log flume and McDonalds which the happy family ate as a mid-afternoon snack, that followed a lunch of chicken tikka. There was even a ride called the "Breakdance." And although the film was not in English, the characters had a penchant for English idiom. There was obvious cache in knowing how to say, "Excuse me," "Thanks," "Apple juice," "Okay folks," "That's my house," "That's good news," "What a bloody shame," "Don't be silly," "What I mean to say," "No use crying over spilt milk," "Oh my God!" "nightwatchman," and "prostitute." And even in the audience there was a women exclaiming now and then in accented English, "Oh my god," when surprised, and "That's right!" in response to especially dramatic speeches.

Salmon Rushdie writes in Midnight's Children of life's capacity to imitate bad art and perhaps in Jackson Heights in the Eagle Theater there is hope in seeing a glimmer of his literary insight in action.

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