Editor's note: Just after Shane sent
me this review from his vast archive of writings I learned that
Jimmy Page and the Black Crowes are touring again this summer.
Read Shane's quite droll and informative review and then go the
bottom of the page to find out about
tour dates, downloads and such.
Jimmy Page
and The Black Crowes - Greek Theater LA 10/18/99:
By Shane
Tobin
Punch
me in the face and rape me with the totem pole that your village
is named after! This was insane. First off, we must start by
saying that of course this will never match the magic of an actual
Led Zeppelin show. Those days are gone and none of us will ever
really know how sick it must have been to hear John Bonham hammer
out "Trampled Under Foot" while Jimmy Page drew blood
from his sunburst '69 Les Paul, Robert Plant pranced around screaming
his head off and John Paul Jones dropped cow size funk bombs
on the front row of Madison Square Garden.
That being said, F the Page and Plant shows.
I don't want to see Robert Plant screaming with an orchestra
behind him and some naked dudes on a digeerdoo and sitar belting
out Battle of Evermore. But that's just me. Page must have felt
a little embarrassed on tour with this world music lunatic.
Which bring us to the union of the Black
Crowes and one of the greatest rock n' roll guitarists of out
time, Mr. Jimmy Page. Now some people might say the Black Crowes
are just a Rolling Stones rip off. But that's a pile of poop.
These guys are legit and a kick ass rock and blues band. That's
why Mr. Page jumped on board. Listening to the Crowes songs interspersed
throughout the Zeppelin tunes really gave me a new perspective,
along with the joint that some 48 year old rocker passed to me.
Chris Robinson pulled off the most impossible job you can ever
think of. Not one moment did you feel that these guys were pretenders
to the throne. Of course their drummer is no John Bonham and
Chris is no classic Plant but they did it in their own style
and it fucking rocked.
Az got incredible seats about 15 rows away
from the stage. We were in full view of all band interaction.
Except for the very beginning of the show because we were securing
adult beverages. Upon hearing the first notes of Celebration
Day, I grab my two beverages and pushed my way past the crusty
old rockers. Here is a breakdown of what went on in there last
night.
October 18,
1999 ~ The Greek Theater ~ Los Angeles, CA
Celebration Day
- "Moma, I'm so happy, I'm gonna join the band." Page
laying back a bit and everyone in the Greeking fumbling with
their lighters trying to get the bowl sparked. I'm in total shock
to be able to see the master of the heavy metal guitar lick so
I punch the guy next to me in
the groin and tell him to start dancing. This shit does come
round every year.
Custard Pie
- Opening guitar riffs, I pulled my chair out of the cement and
started bashing it over my head. Page is smiling at the Crowes
and at one point is directing the action with start/stop guitar
work. This is sick and can't be explained.
Sick Again -
Another Physical Graffiti tune and well played. Nothing too notable
here except that everyone in the Greek is still trying to get
used to the idea of what they are witnesses. Az overheats and
pours a beer in his pants
No Speak No Slave
- First Crowes tune of the night and as the song opens, Page
looks over at Chris and the drummer and starts waving his hands
in the air, windmill style. He is obviously excited and into
the Crowes tunes. Az must pour another beer down his pants and
some of the people around him are getting nervious including
myself.
What Is And What Should Never Be - No Speak No Slave was so hard hitting that when
Chris breaks into "And if I say to you tomorrow...",
some of the old rockers began to shed tears. Forward thinkers
like myself were waiting for the break when Page rocks it out
at the end. When it came it became clear to us that Page was
not just some old man on stage. He grabbed this one hard and
spanked it, like my uncle's sister. ("Like my uncle's sister"
appears courtesy of Charles Coy.TM)
Wiser Time
- Great Crowes tune Chris and Rich Robinson front and center
harmonizing perfectly, like when Az and I sing Gospel songs in
the bathroom. The acoustics in our bathroom are quite amazing.
Guitar solos by the Rich and the other Crowes guitar dude were
great. Very Allman Brothers-esque if you will. And even if you
won't.
Mellow Down Easy
- Blues tune, still reeling from Wiser Time. Probably would have
been a good time to take a leak but I really didn't have to.
Ten Years Gone
- "Then as it was and again it shall be, though the course
may change sometime, rivers always reach the sea." I think
this was used in my parent's wedding vowes. I know some asshole
from Greenwich used this for his high school year book. Anyway
great tune here and they are hitting every note perfectly. [MusicMaker.com
offers a free download of this track from the Greek Theater concert]
In My Time Of Dying - Lock up your pets and turn your porn up loud.
I saw one old rocker rip his boots off and start gnawing on the
leather. This was going to be frightening...and it was. Az saw
some loser using his cell phone and he ripped it out of his hands
and sevearly beat him with it. All in time with the music. I
was impressed.
Your Time Is Gonna Come - "lying cheating hurting, that all you seem
to do." These lyrics remind me of my attitude toward my
teachers in college. I don't think that's what the song is about
but what the hell. Very beautiful organ work done here by Eddie
Harsch. This is when I called my mom to tell her I was crying
at a rock show. Az made me hang up on her.
Remedy - Another
Crowes spectacular and the audience was loving it. I screamed
out "Will someone please feed my plants a turkey dinner!"
This lead to more confused looks and a security guard who would
watch our row for the remainder of the concert.
The Lemon Song
- Hard and Heavy. Page really took over here and started wowing
the crowd. At one point the bass and keys were trading licks
which I like to call the dueling John Paul Jones. As any Zep
fans know, JPJ played both bass and keys and that this scenario
never could have happened in the live arena. So to finally see
the duel JPJ played out live was something special. Really. You'll
tell your kids about it someday. I think.
Shake Your Money Maker - Elmore James tune. Good time to grab another
beer but they stopped selling booze. This is called the Tobin
Clause. No beer sold after The Lemon Song has been played with
the dueling JPJ.
Shapes Of Things
- Old Yardbirds tune, Page felt like he was 19 again and I think
pooped his pants at one point.
Nobody's Fault But Mine - Az abruptly punched me in the face and pointed
at the guy next to him. So I punched the guy next to him in the
face and then Chris Robinson started screaming "Ahhhhhhhhhh,
ahhhhahh, ahhhhhhhh, ahhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhh,ahhhhhhhhhhhhh."
So the fighting stopped and we all watched in amazement as they
hit this thing note for note. All three guitars were playing
the same part perfectly. It was like Church for the Strange.
Heartbreaker
- At this point, the older rocker who was now to my right, was
finally getting into the show. He must have been autistic or
brain damaged because Page was bent over, bending his strings
in agony and this guy hadn't moved an inch. The old rocker was
pissing in my cereal. The guitar solo here by Page was totally
improvised and nothing like the one you will hear when you play
your LZ II album. Page was reaching for new things. And with
that they left the stage for a good fifteen minutes. Sound in
there was really loud. I'm still having audio problems today.
- encore - Hey, Hey, What Can I Do - Slash my tires and poop in my pillows.
This was nice. Mandolin accompaniment was tender like Charles
Coy's sister. ("Tender like Charles Coy's sister" appears
courtesy of Charles Coy.TM)
Oh Well
- Good time to poop or piss. Fleetwood Mac tune, and it is a
rockin song but save this tune for A Very Special Christmas compilation.
Out On The Tiles
- "As I walk down the highway, all I do is sing this song
and a train that coming my way helps the rhythym move along..."
Another gem from the catalog.
Whole Lotta Love
- Complete with Chris screaming "Way down inside, woman
you need......Looooooooooooooooove." Page walked over to
a theremin and started making all those trippy sounds you hear
in the bridge. It was screaming at high pitched levels and one
of the old rockers hid under his seat begging for the forgiveness
of God. And in a crash of blistering guitar solos and wailing
cries, the show ended.
Everyone came to center stage and took
a bow. The Greek Theater clapped in amazement and I went home
and had a beer. Quite a show party people, quite a show. I couldn't
remeber my name or my high school gym locker combination by the
end of this one. They're doing it again and I hope they have
warning stickers on the seats tonight or someone might get badly
injured. 99 is coming to a close quickly but were're finishing
in grand fashion. Let's keep up the good work and not try to
poop in our cereal if we can help it.
"Live At The Greek" can currently
only be purchased and downloaded at MusicMaker.com
(they offer a free download of Ten Years Gone By, which is f-ing
sweet) or you can pre-order the actual two disk set on CDNOW
which will become available on July 4. (Of course, if you're
on Napster you may get an illegitamate copy of some of the tracks). |
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Check
out this RealAudio clip of What is and What Should Never Be:
("If I say to you, tomorrow...") REALAUDIO
(courtesy MTV.com) |
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Apparently, Jimmy and the Crowes are
touring with the Who and will be sharing production equipment
-- not playing together, but rather playing the night before
or after The Who plays (I wouldn't be surprised if Pete Townsend
makes a surprise appearance).
SUMMER
TOUR DATES (As of 6/25/00):
June
24 - Tinley Park, IL - World Theater 26 - Auburn Hills, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
28 - Pittsburgh, PA - Star Lake Amphitheater
30 - Holmdel, NJ - PNC Bank Arts Center
July 2 - Mansfield,
MA - Tweeter Center 4 - Raleigh, NC
- Alltel Pavilion 6 - Bristow, VA -
Nissan Pavilion 8 - Camden, NJ - E Center
10 - Wantagh, NY - Jones Beach August 13 - Phoenix,
AZ - Desert Sky 15 - Irvine, CA - Irvine
Meadows 18 - George, WA - The Gorge
20 - Sacramento, CA - Valley Amphitheater
22 - Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheater
25 - Denver, CO - Pepsi Center 28 - Dallas, TX - Reunion Arena 30
- Spring, TX - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion September
23 - West Palm Beach, FL - Mars Music
Amphitheater 25 - Tampa, FL - Ice Palace
27 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena 29 - Noblesville, IN - Deer Creek October 1 - Cleveland,
OH - Gund Arena
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