THE TOWN MEETING
Scott Dunbar was the resident
assistant in charge of our floor. This poor bastard got the worst
group of individuals ever assembled on one floor at our college.
Scott never got any respect, but this time people looked to him
for the answers because this situation was getting out of hand
and people were becoming scared about what would happen next.
"Someone is having a problem
being away from home," Scott started out by saying, "I
don't know which one of you is doing this, but it has got to
stop. It's disgusting, it's rude and there is no place for this
kind of behavior here. We all have to share the bathrooms, so
whoever is doing this, is shitting on their own home."
The floor meeting took on a sort
of press conference feel to it:
"Scott, what should we do if he tries to crap on one of
us?"
"Is it you, Scott?"
"Did the feces have corn in it?"
"Could it be a shit and run?"
So this went on for about an
hour and everyone left laughing. But, in the back of our minds,
we all knew that the Mad Crapper was among us at that meeting...and
that he would continue his work until he was apprehended.
IT AIN'T OVER...
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