THE TOWN MEETING

Scott Dunbar was the resident assistant in charge of our floor. This poor bastard got the worst group of individuals ever assembled on one floor at our college. Scott never got any respect, but this time people looked to him for the answers because this situation was getting out of hand and people were becoming scared about what would happen next.

"Someone is having a problem being away from home," Scott started out by saying, "I don't know which one of you is doing this, but it has got to stop. It's disgusting, it's rude and there is no place for this kind of behavior here. We all have to share the bathrooms, so whoever is doing this, is shitting on their own home."

The floor meeting took on a sort of press conference feel to it:
"Scott, what should we do if he tries to crap on one of us?"
"Is it you, Scott?"
"Did the feces have corn in it?"
"Could it be a shit and run?"

So this went on for about an hour and everyone left laughing. But, in the back of our minds, we all knew that the Mad Crapper was among us at that meeting...and that he would continue his work until he was apprehended.

IT AIN'T OVER...